oh wow so i had a great nap and i went over to the guildhall and everyone was like "hey we're going to go help this guy with dates." i like dates, they go well with mushrooms and cheese.
so we went over to the Piton Pit and everyone was asking for Adrian and it turns out that he didn't want dates at all, he wanted help with women. i was disappointed but i didn't want to let everyone down so i told him the hard truth: women love mushrooms.
i could tell that wasnt what he wanted to hear because hes not a mushroom farmer and its a hard life that isnt right for everyone. Miha helped us make mushroom tarts wow, shes so nice. i was really impressed with her cooking. so was Adrian! that guy got it.
then we went and did the Major Theodore Legstronk Power Workout Experience. i was pretty excited because i wanted to work on my pecs. wow. my pecs feel great. they were feeling a little deflated after my nap. i think mushrooms are the right diet for getting pec gains. how could they not be really? sometimes i worry that people dont have the right diets and a big part of that is a lack of mushrooms wow. makes your think.
so what im really trying to say is that mushrooms are good for your pecs and Theodore Legstronk is nice.
Nomi really hit off with Adrian and ended up going on a date with him. sparks were flying wow. they went to the new temple which was great because it was a nice place. i hid in a bush. it was a pretty nice bush, looks like they just planted it.
the thing about that temple is that they really paid attention to the landscaping. i heard that some guy named Krunk was responsible for that. i bet he loves bushes. you can see it in his work. i think that landscaping is an underappreciated art. people spend so much time on the roof, the doors, and the windows... but where are you going to grow your mushrooms? on a doorframe? yeah, theyll grow there if the doorframe gets wet but its NOT GOOD EATS. i wonder if i could encourage people to put logs in their yard and teach them to grow their own mushrooms. that would help with the pec nutrient deficit.
anyway, Nomi and Adrian are in love.
-Graham S.